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Celeste, ah Celeste, Celeste, Celeste. Perhaps you won't like our blog. Perhaps you've got other things on your mind like BinBin baby! Or perhaps, you're too busy to even take a look at it (watching Kim Possible, presumably). But whatever the case is, we've decided to speak up for all those poor oppressed people who can't voice out their views through your comment board, since you've decided to like, delete all the comments that neglect to mention "u very chio leh..."

Simply speaking Celeste, we don't like you. We think you're facetious, pompous, air-headed and showy.

No, we don't have a grudge against you. We don't hate you because your boyfriend is some campus superstar, neither do we hate you because of your "chio hair" (although, quite frankly, we hate it that you flaunt it around). You see, even if Celeste Chen was in the least bit pretty, she'd still be outrightly detestable. Although XiaXue may not be the prettiest of girls in Singapore, she doesn't pretend to be something she's not, and she's famous not because she flaunts things that she doesn't have, but things that she does. And in that way, she's far more likeable. So is Ice Angel (http://the-miracle-season.blogspot.com/2007/07/wahhhhh.html), who replied to XiaXue's post in a far more tasteful manner than Celeste did. Analogously speaking, she's the sheep that played the role of a... uhm, butterfly. Crudely put, but nevertheless you get my gist I hope.

Let's make a list then, and justify our causes. WHY WE HATE CELESTE CHEN:

1) her voice is annoying. It's a sort of mix between lian and bimbotic, bordering on brainless.



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2) Her blog sucks. Typically, even blogs of people I dislike are interesting, but hers isn't even mildly captivating! "me having an effing fake smile... throw rocks at my face pls...". Maybe I'm biased but I just don't like her writing. We don't care about her eating at jack's place! And before entering her blog, we can already presuppose half her entries are about Xu Bin. Like hell, okay you love him for the umpteenth time. We got the drift.

3) She's fricking zilian. The camwhoring part of it is still relatively digestible, but NO not the proclamations of: "I look fat in this pic" etc. So don't post it, bitch, it's not in your vested interest to do so.

4) The miniscule pictures that you have to click to enlarge. Obviously Celeste hasn't before heard of laziness.

5) The way she drags Xu Bin around, haha! But nevermind that, xiaxue said it all: AND STOP WITH ALL THE "HE IS MINE AND ONLY MINE" shit Celeste... After you are done with him, I don't think anyone wants him anymore

6) Her comments board! Not one person who isn't deluded or possessed can post on it. This meaning that any comment that portrays the least bit of negativity is deleted by Celeste. Of course, this excludes the fact that she absolutely loves people slobbering over her and calling her pretty. So it's a tough fight. Think there's any chance she'll allow this one?

"HEY YOU SO CHIO
but you're still a self-centered bitch
YOUR HAIR DAMN NICE!
but we think you should get a life!
SEXYY CELESTE WE LOVE YOU"

Hard to say, it's pretty bipolar. Then again, she mightn't recognise that.

7) The way she types "the" as "th". Okay maybe I'm being a tad pedantic, but oh well.

8) She randomly grabs boobs and films it! Like hello, eww, not so pleasant. Her friend was pissed too, heh. Of course, Celeste happily fails to comprehend any form of irritation. It's beneath her, right?

9) She's effing bitchy herself anyway. Read: "why are you hanging out with th freaking loser in school?" etc. Ahh pain, pain! Celeste rebuked someone!

10) SHE MASSACRED THE SCIENTIST BY COLDPLAY. Barbie Girl and Sexy Naughty Bitchy was still okay, but dancing cutesy to The Scientist is definitely not on. That was the straw that broke the camel's back. You do not murder lovely songs, you hear me bitch?!

Let's add a "we love you chiobu celeste" for good measure, just in case.

L.