Sunday, July 29, 2007

bunnies and papayas.

Random musing: Celeste treats Poopooji (the poor rabbit) like Xubin. She hauls it about the place, and makes it camwhore. See the comparability? Yeah.

(he looks pretty pissed here)




I'm posting because I feel extremely proud of Celeste today. She actually attempted (note: attempted) to reply to a negative comment! Seeing I've been banned from the comments board, I can't actually offer my commentary on her blog itself, so I shall do it here.

"one of the comments above said people who hate you are dumb. but i'm cooler and prettier than you and i still hate you. because you're fake. you're not really that cool and you're actually quite ugly. even by asian standards.

reply.
oh okay. show your pic.. let us see den why dont dare put your real name and url? your face must be damn fucked up. i think your parents face were like spastic .. if you say youre hotter den come and show me your pic lah. anyway i also never say im cool nor pretty. .. jealous fucker"


That brave soul! we were all so weary after a great deal of our comments faced obliteration. Although the above comment lacks a bit of logic, I must say the argument is still something worth contending. That that:
a) Celeste isn't really that pretty considering standards of beauty nowadays (especially with all that vulgarity of expression, ugh. Perhaps she doesn't know that ugly thoughts and speech create an ugly person).
b) Not everyone who dislikes her is an "ugly fucker".

Well, I give credit to Celeste for going insofar as to not deleting the comment, and replying to it (oh yeah, yeah we all know how extremely busy she is). However, Celeste appears to possess the rationality of a... a papaya (that's not saying much. I can't think of an appropriate fruit/inanimate object). Anonymity does not equate to ugliness! She's never given thought to the fact that perhaps people who dislike her don't want to give their true identities simply because she'll cut them off from her blog, make sure she jeers at them appropriately, or do god knows what. That's called being dense, Celeste.

And, eww, jealous?! I, for one, do not dislike her out of sheer jealousy (it's more like revulsion, you know?). And to "i also never say im cool nor pretty", CELESTE WAKE UP. LOOK AT THE EXPRESSION OF PURE SMUGNESS ON YOUR FACE; is that not evidence enough to show what an overbearing conceited witch you are?! And other things, of course, but I shan't state the obvious.

Also, Celeste mentioned that negative comments don't affect her at all. Well, if that were true, she wouldn't delete them, neither would she be so (illogically) defensive as shown in the above reply. Ah, Celeste, that's called being CONSCIOUS of them. Ever thought of why xiaxue doesn't delete hate comments and why she acknowledges their presence? That's indifference to what people say about you. Because it shows you don't really care if people hate you, you accept it, and you don't need to delete negative comments to show that you're a wonderful person. I think, Celeste, that if you really would like to be more endearing to people, you'd actually want to show that you're a real person with emotions, flaws, idiosyncrasies. Because now you seem really hard and artificial. So please, think about it.

But let's not veer off to reproachful bordering emo. Well, let's end off by congratulating Celeste!!! Celeste Chen accepting a slightly negative comment! This must be a BREAKTHROUGH in Celesteland, we should all get a day off or something :D

L.

ps im not flaming her! im praising her.

30 comments:

Julian said...

a special occasion means we can drink booze! bottoms up!

aprilmoon92 said...
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Anonymous said...

omg. if you hate celeste so much why still open a blog and blog about her. go her blog non stop. and its really funny.. you guys dont know her you cant judge her like this. you say what by her face.. omfg.. you stupid or what. how to judge by a face.. its so obvious you guys are just finding fought with her. and going to her blog everyday? even her new video also you straight upload. ohmy what losers.why not show us your faces :) why still hide behind the com and blog about people. coz you pple are not as daring as her. you pple are just jealous that she dares to do what she likes and you cant. if you dare to blog about her. why not dare to show your faces too. coward dogs. do you actually think celeste give a shiat? more like you are giving her more fame.. making her more like a star.. just think about it. hate her den ignore her.. why still come blog about her non stop and all. more like you are her fucking fan. dont say no.

1) you always visit her blog
2) watch her videos
3) check if anynew updated pics or videos are uploaded
4) open a blog and talk about her

you are wasting your time blogging about her. WHAT JOKES.

you pple dare. show us your faces lah. at least she dare to scold pple and show her faces _|_

losers man. really .. ohmy .
anyway this blog is also reported to the police station already :) and they are searching for the IP address coz this is internet bully btw. :D

GOODLUCK!

yours truly said...

lol anonymous, how ironic.

"you pple dare. show us your faces lah. at least she dare to scold pple and show her faces _|_"

you come here and insult us also don't dare to show face right? and we have already answered in our previous posts and comments why this blog is justified. If you didn't bother to read, then please don't spam our comment board with pointless and vulgar insults.

Thank you,
ProfG

Anonymous said...

wait, if this is internet bullying, then xiaxue is considered an internet bully too...

yours truly said...

Indeed. Technically, Anonymous No. 1 would also be an internet bully. Now let's analyse this in a post.

ProfG

Anonymous said...

hahaha the most contradicting thing is...

yes, we're trying to find fault in her. (in which, who is flawless anyway?!) you are also trying to find fault with the authors in this blog. besides, if celeste doesn't give a shiet, why does she reply to that particular hate comment and bother to delete what she deem it as insulting her.

Anonymous said...

someone should imitate an idiotic version of her and post it here. =]

yours truly said...

"someone should imitate an idiotic version of her and post it here. =]"

apparently that's cyberbullying. ah it's hard distinguishing between cyberbullying and freedom of speech!

yours truly said...

stop saying we cant judge her because we don't know her. we dun care about how she is in real life. we are talking about internet etiquette here. about arrogance, and nauseousness.

show us our faces? oh we were going to do that but the police is checking ip addresses right? so u will find us soon enough!

oh and on ip addresses. u do realise that THE WHOLE OF SINGAPORE'S INTERNET USES PROXIES, do you? its all dynamic IPs, if your "police" haven't noticed.

and in this blog, we don;t cook up fictional stuff. we comment on what she does, we give our opinion, but we don't slander! and we make sure we blog intelligently, and still keep to the law, and still be humourous while we can!

"hate her den ignore her". i see no logic in this! u ignore something when u are apathetic, not when u hate. this is the stupidest line of logic all celeste's fans have! as pointed out, proper bloggers like xiaxue (and we) accept criticisms.

btw, feel free to go http://statutes.agc.gov.sg/ This is the proper official law of Singapore.

J

yours truly said...

hear, hear! i agree with J, albeit he seems more succint and understandable than me x)

PG

Anonymous said...

arh~u guys are so free~

LOL, wd did Celeste do to you guys? Tsk Tsk.. if she wanna show off her erm, hot?looks, sexy?body and long? legs..and most of all, her handsome? but definitely stupid boyfriend..den let her be, lor.

u know, the public have eyes, even if u guys dun set up this hate? blog..ppl will still criticize the hell outta her.

but anyway, have fun :DD

aprilmoon92 said...
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Anonymous said...

if celeste makes you guys feel nauseous, then don't read her blog or don't talk about her! as simple as that, peabrains.

everyone thinks that they are right. fact is, i don't think anyone's in the wrong. you're all just voicing your opinions. but if you'd all do it in private, wouldn't it be better? that way it won't hurt anyone. (:

yours truly said...

if u dun like wad we are doing, then why are u reading this, peabrain?

J

Anonymous said...

You're so funny I love you guys HAHHHHAHHA two thumbs up.

Anonymous said...

CLAPS CLAPS !!

NICE POST !!

Anonymous said...

I don't see anything special in her lor...all the expressions on her pics are always the same f...r look...and the worst is that she still dared to show off all the pics and asked ppl to click and say how pretty she looks....weird...it makes me puke.

Anonymous said...

pui! no sense of originality.
suckers. (:

Anonymous said...

gosh, she's.. abusing her bunny.
look at the way she handles it.
i feel sorry for the bunny T_T

Anonymous said...

the bunny is so lovely!! but not the owner =P

Anonymous said...

I agree...poor bunny will die in her hands very soon looking at the way she handles it...must as well get a battery operated bunny instead who can dance crazily like her.

Anonymous said...

Her blog has no substance and is always the same old thing...just reflecting on herself...her smile on her photos are always the same..and it's time she closes her blog..she can't even write well...

Anonymous said...

haha, omg.
the both of you are totally hilarious to the max.
:)
the arguements are substantial and rather convincing.
love the work guys!

Anonymous said...

poor bunny. looks like it wants to run away actually. and celeste just keeps shoving it infront of the camera. WHORE!! ANIMAL ABUSE!!

Anonymous said...

POOR BUNNY.

xubin's kinda hot though.

everyone seems to look better than her. her boyfriend, her sister and now, even the bunny.

Anonymous said...

that bunny is such a poor thing...
yes and a real beautiful person is someone who don't make up, and look beautiful.

look at her. i mean, look at her THICK eyeliners in every pictures.

Anonymous said...

POST YOUR PIC UP THEN!

Anonymous said...

sorry, abit slow.. BUT IT'S ANIMAL ABUSE!

Anonymous said...

Yeah. I agree with your blog post. She said: "I never said that I was cool and pretty." This statement is indeed a paradox. Seems like she didn't know that some things need not be said and can be expressed through actions. IF she don't think she's pretty, why post so many pictures of herself and label it as "sexy" or pose in a confident stance and provocative styles. I bet everyone with the basic inferential skills can definitely infer the true intention of her excessive cam-whoring -- which is to show that she is pretty.